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Forums Community Contests Contest 6: 1/8 – 1/14 Caption Contest

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  • #1702

    Welcome to the first Rune: Ragnarok contest of 2018. You’ve already seen our latest screenshots, so this week we’re asking you to caption one. You tell us – what’s our delicious little Gordo thinking in this picture? Best caption wins a Rune: Ragnarok beta key! You can participate on Facebook or the forums, but there can only be one winner. Post your caption on this thread to be entered to win!


    Lizards have been enlarged to show texture.


    PS – These guys from Florida don’t stand a chance against our lizards.

  • #1710

    Did you miss me at the hardest scene?

  • #1711

    15 Minutes Could Save You 15 percent or More on Car Insurance…Everyone Knows that!…Well did You Know that Mead tastes alot better than Lizards?

  • #1713

    “Godzilla has nothing on me.”

  • #1714

    My caption needs some context… Let me take you back to the introduction of the first RUNE. The first words spoken in the game are:

    “From birth the children of the north hear tales of the end of the world….RAGNAROK
    When Wolves will swallow the Sun and Moon.. When the stars will be snuffed and the world will tremble…
    When the gods will face the tribes of giants in a battle that will ravage the nine worlds”

    The part the narrator left out was that while all-father Odin has always smiled upon the human race, he has secretly beamed with an infinite love upon the lizard-folk.

    Now that RAGNAROK is upon us, Odin has seen fit that the tides be turned and that the consumed shall become the consumers..

    I like to think that ‘Gordo’ here is proclaiming that he has taken his ‘hefndir’ (Supposedly the Norse term for “revenge for one’s father”)

    My caption would then be:

    Yggdrasil may have his tail, but the lizardfolk shall have REVENGE!”

  • #1716

    I am the great lizard wizard, as you can see, all attemps to eat me have failed.

  • #1717

    “It’s my time brethren! My time to devour these fowl humanoids.”

  • #1721

    “If you eat me, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

    This was my warning.

    You should have listened.

  • #1723

    “Heed my call, brethren, for now is not the time to idle, but to aid the frail and weak once more to ensure a new dawn!”

  • #1724

    Who’s laughing now, vikings? All those songs about the end of the world, yet you were too proud to imagine death from below the waist. So remember this and remember well: Gordo is your extinction; Gordo IS RAGNAROK!

  • #1725

    “Touch not my skull pile, human, lest you join it.”


  • #1730

    “Noone left to eat me, heh?”

  • #1731

    “Eat, or be eaten”

  • #1732

    “The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

  • #1734

    I like my meat rare, i just have to kill almost every human for it to start tasting good!

  • #1735

    Hey! I can see my house from here!

  • #1736

    “Nothing personal, kids. Just healing.”

  • #1741

    In Valhalla….Lizard eat YOU.

  • #1742

    And now, the great lizardy will play his epic skull drumset!

  • #1743

    They don’t TASTE like brave warriors to me =/

  • #1746

    “I am the lizard king. I can do anything.”

  • #1747

    I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

  • #1749

    “Now if I could only remember where I hid the bodies.”

  • #1751

    “I, Lucifer, have gained my legs back! Fear my powers of temptation!”


    That is my caption.

    • #1775

      I just want to modify what I wrote. And sadly, I can’t edit my original message.

      “I, Lucifer, have regained my legs! Fall before my powers of temptation!”


      That is my TRUE caption.


  • #1753

    I’m a cool as F**k lizard

  • #1755

    ”You can taste the health”

  • #1757

    “No lizards were harmed in the making of this picture” … now humans that’s a different story!

  • #1758

    “Wish I was a Chameleon now… *sigh*… Well at least I’m not an apple!”

  • #1759

    I`m gonna be a Giant dragon by the next Ragnarok. Hey, get away from my legs!

  • #1760

    Now, lizardkind must rise and do what the gods could not. Ragnarok must end.

  • #1761

    “And now the balhala doors will be open for me. we will have dinner in the great room together with Odin and we will hear the laughter of Loki”.

  • #1765

    “I hereby challenge Ragnar to try and eat me. Let’s see what happens.”

  • #1770

    For I am the eater of man and the death dealer of all who oppose me. This mountain may seem small now but wait til I get hungry again……..

  • #1771

    Lizard return to candy skull island.

  • #1782

    “Soylent Green is lizards!”

  • #1783

    Come thee, whom wish to have a glorious death in battle.

    Come thee, whom wish to be immortalized by the skalds in their eddas.

    Come thee a legend.

  • #1785

    Lizards tend to have a great sense of… scale. Haha. Ha.

  • #1786

    “I don’t know who left all these perfectly good bowling balls lying around, but they ain’t getting them back.”

  • #1788

    Many brave ones have come to claim Gordo’s gift, but no one was worthy.

    No grievances though:  imprudent warrior helps Gordo’s skull throne to grow.

  • #1791

    Achievement Unlocked

  • #1793

    Time to go vegan.

  • #1802

    I dont care how this game is or what it is about, rune is my one utmost favorite game of all time, i love vikings and rune in the ut engine let me cut arms off and beat people with them…this was revolutionary for games in its time and multiplayer was hard as all hell, needed skill to pull of those headshots with the bastard sword. I will buy this game no matter what, you have made my year human head thank you soo much

  • #1804

    You have two choices

    First – Cry for help

    Second – Accept your destiny, because there’s no one to help you

    But, honestly, We both know you are next into my collection that you staring at because there is no one for help. *laughs in lizard*

  • #1805

    I smell tacos!

  • #1807

    “When you realize there are no Lusty Argonian Maids here”

  • #1810

    The Serpent eats it’s tail.

    Struggle, The tail has at!

    Repeat, The last war.

    • #1816

      He is like: “… and you guys complain about YOUR pile of shame?”


      Pile of Shame

  • #1818

    “News just hit! Local dragon attacks and eats 100 people.”

  • #1819

    The Great Lord of the Skulls!

  • #1821

    Eat your heart out, Jörmungandr.

  • #1825

    I am the king of the mountain! Oh look, a Viking…ughhh…

  • #1828

    From birth we heard about the beginning of the end, and so he came. Now we will fight for life in one of the nine worlds.

  • #1830

    From birth, we heard the beginning of the end, and now he came. Now we will fight for life in one of the nine worlds. And I know that our race is the strongest. But there is one thing. We can be eaten at any time

  • #1837

    NO ONE BETTER TOUCH MY EGGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #1840

    First of all, I´m not participating in this contest.

    This post is just for fun, I already got my beta-key.

    So now for the captions:


    “Stay back, these are mine ! Took me hours to roll them here from the wendol´s cave behind you !”


    “I jussst thought, Human Head created thisss world, let´sss sssee what can a pile of them can do ?”


  • #1841

    Thanks for sharing your captions! The contest is officially closed and the results will be posted on Friday.

  • #1842

    “I HAD A DREAM !!”

  • #1847

    “Skull ? whats Skull? ” 😛

  • #1851

    Human Head and I had some creative differences regarding my role in the game.

    Long story short; I’m looking for a new employer…




    Yeah, yeah, contest is over, and I already made an entry, but….. I thought this was pretty funny 😛

  • #1853

    Lizards will survive the Ragnarok.

  • #1862

    More skulls for the skull throne

  • #1889

    go ahead come at me, runt! all these skulls are whats left of all the other viking warriors that have tried and failed to eat me!

  • #1898

    “I am late to the party, no beta keys here, only skulls and bones”.

  • #1901

    Once, it was I…

  • #1903

    It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not kill them! I did naaaht. Oh hi Ragnar.

  • #1906

    In Soviet Russia…


    Lizard eat you.

  • #1970

    “A new era will arise when the last human succumbs to the power of the lizards.”


    “#lizard #weakhumans #poweroflizard #powerfullizard”

  • #1971

    So when is this contest over

  • #1974

    It ended a long time ago.

  • #1984

    the worst review to round out my collection

  • #1994

    I know this is late but who cares!

    TIM: There he is!

    ARTHUR: Where?

    TIM: There!

    ARTHUR: What, behind the lizard?

    TIM: It is the lizard.

    ARTHUR: You silly sod!

  • #2031

    “My enemies have underestimated my power and that will be their downfall.”

  • #2033


  • #2034

    I am the Lizard King, I can do anything


    Just because I’m a relly big fan of the Doors

  • #2036

    “Come at me, bro…”

  • #2078

    Who’s Next?

  • #2087

    Posing for a new Conan the Barbarian lizard movie poster is so exhausting … hope i get a raise soon

  • #2090

    I’m the boss, bow down.

  • #2091


  • #2092

    crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  • #2096

    The Reptilian race to rule them all !!

  • #2157

    Lizard Kings eat first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #2160

    “Am I about to be eaten?!”

  • #2162

    “Alas, despite the burning embers from the skulls beneath him, Lizard was not hot.”

  • #2166

    Hell yeah

  • #2176

    I did warn them…

  • #2195

    Kong has nothing on me, welcome to my skull island!
    “Your bones shall build my throne!” – Gordo

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  • #2206

    “really wish i didn’t eat all those babies right away… I’m starving”

  • #2693

    “I am the Lizard King, and you will bow to me or else ill eat you to the bone!”

  • #2812

    “I”am the lizard king, I can do anything!” Jim Morrison 🙂

  • #2896

    To climb a mountain is to destroy one’s enemies as if they will all crumble under the exhaustion of their defeat.

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